Disclaimer: Introduction to the mix of advice

You're probably here for one of two reasons.  One, you've heard of the funny stories I tell and would like to read some of them, or Two, you're lonely.  You want to meet that person who you're meant to be with, and you very well should.  You deserve it!  Unfortunately, I don't think I can help the latter, mainly because I'm still single myself.  I need to explain a little further.  This is not a blog about finding the love of your life.  There are many books on that at Amazon (I've read some of them), and they may or may not help for you (not a fat chance for me).

So why am I here?  Because I have figured out, while I can't seem to find the right guy for me on a permanent basis, I have had the fortunate luck (or skill) of finding some high quality close seconds.  Many women I know have not understood how to utilize the internet world in order to find those quality guys, and after nearly a decade of utilizing the internet to find boyfriends (yes..I know..since I was a teenager), I am willing to give up my trade secrets (secrets?  not so much...just very common, good advice).

Where it applies, I will be providing examples of past tweets, and funny stories that may counter to the advice I post, mainly to knock it in the head for you (i.e. please don't do that, because THIS is the type of guy you'll get). 

So, If you're looking for that special someone and you think that you'll find out the tips on how to meet that love of your life... Call that old guy at E-Harmony.  I can't help you.  But if you're looking for a great person to talk to, and a guy (or girl) who has it MOSTLY going on..  Stay here, read up.  I'll tell you what NOT to do.